Kila and I were having FUN!!!

ENJOY!



“There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.”

“The unreal is more powerful than the real, because nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it. because its only intangible ideas, concepts, beliefs, fantasies that last. stone crumbles. wood rots. people, well, they die. but things as fragile as a thought, a dream, a legend, they can go on and on.”

“Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat, or will stay awake just to watch you sleep... wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you're just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky his is to have you.... The one who turns to his friends and says, 'that's her.'”

“-You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood.
-What mood is that?
-Last-minute panic."

'I only need four animals to make my life perfect. A mink on my back, a jaguar in my garage, a tiger in my bed, and, of course, I'll need a jackass to pay for all of it."

I wish I were a glow worm a glow worm is never glum, because how could you be unhappy when the sun shines out your bum?

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people.

Anyone who is considered funny will tell you, sometimes without even your asking, that deep inside they are very serious, neurotic, introspective people

All modern men are descended from wormlike creatures, but it shows more on some people.

Only presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial "we".

You cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.

If they could figure out a way to channel my anger, they could solve the energy crisis.

"The way I understand it, the Russians are sort of a combination of evil and incompetence... sort of like the Post Office with tanks."


"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."

Providence protects children and idiots. I know because I have tested it.

It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.

The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable man persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man. - George Bernard Shaw

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, prepare to die.

Some people are like Slinkies... Not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Man has made use of his intelligence; he invented stupidity.

The female of all species are most dangerous when they appear to retreat.

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.

It is inexcusable for scientists to torture animals; let them make their experiments on journalists and politicians.

Much Love!!